Thou art cordially bidden to celebrate a momentous occasion—the 50th year of our noble host’s life! Gather ye on the 12th July at the grand hall of LOCATION, where feasting, merriment, and revelry shall abound. Let thy finest garb adorn thee as we toast to half a century of wisdom and valiance. Pray, send thy swiftest messenger to confirm thy presence ere the 1st February.